What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:14

Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.